File of December, 2008

Dec 30 2 008

Newspaper De Alina-2

GOOD INTENTIONS

2008 is still finished and this one for the following year is born, but the heads already begin to boil good intentions and projects for next 365 days. To sign up to the gymnasium, to marry, to get divorced, to have couple, couple begins after getting divorced, after the nipples to occur, to learn to touch the balalaika, the nipples to be raised years ago produced, they another thing to be raised, to change residence, to have a son, to do more right puñeta to that of the quarter, to throw the house son, to finish at once the career ….

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Dec 29 2 008

Newspaper De Alina

WHAT IS THE UTILITY OF THE BRUSH OF THE W.C?

Perhaps to begin a newspaper is not this one a proceeding question, but the answer is not known by many persons, especially men. About the masculine behavior in the urinal ones there has written herself and spoken very much, who of you has not ended bored of repeating and, up to shouting: It lowers the lid, you have not pulled the chain …

But this problem not only is Spanish; for labor motives I have lived in several continents and: oh: coincidence, there does not matter the country in which you are, that fall the lid and pulls the chain they are so universal as the initials S.O.S.

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Dec 12 2 008

Sex Tántrico: Pa'obreros?

Once I read round there that were asking an Argentinian …: did you prove the sex tántrico? - not. It looks like to me a shit. There are things that I do not understand of the oriental ones, and this is one of them. I do not understand how a man and a woman can be ten days touching without happening hence. Not I neither, my dear and philosophical Argentinian. Me parece una cagada. Hay cosas que no entiendo de los orientales, y ésta es una de ellas. No entiendo cómo pueden estar un hombre y una mujer diez días tocándose sin pasar de ahí. Ni yo tampoco, mi estimado y filosófico argentino.

On the other hand there says Guillermo Ferrara, author of Sex tántrico for couples In the Tantra the woman is the multiorgasmic, creative goddess, artist, lover and savant, no woman should be content with less than that because it is its own revealed nature”. Here I am begun to confuse the concepts, because we do not forget, that the concept is the concept and without concept, there are no concepts that boast. Here my world tántrico crumbles, my ignorance on him is corroding the entrails to me, nevertheless, I see an exit, it is the light at the end of the cavern and this light is … Aquí mi mundo tántrico se desmorona, mi ignorancia sobre él me va corroyendo las entrañas, aun asi, veo una salida, es la luz al final de la caverna y esa luz es…

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Dec 09 2 008

For one take there these straws from me

for one take there these straws from meI have just discovered that between the thought and the action to execute it, a delay of 10 seconds exists, costs, saying like that, it stays as much normalito, and anyone who reads this will say, jue … that I already knew it, that's why there are so many slow brains people, but it is not like that, this, although the pear is known from the year and more behind, a few German scientists have just demonstrated it.

How does this affect us? since it does not even design, of what if I am sure, it is that reading the article I must have entered in these 10 seconds of delay, which of cyclical form, every second, I take myself at the end of the article without realizing, and leaving a phrase to me in the head marked to fire, “cloth, which these Germans have tied up, for one there take these fleas from me”.

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