BAR&ANKÁS BLOG

Guauuuuuu, hello family, allow to me to treat you as such because I already consider many people of that you read this blog as such. (pup) as I him loves the women with heels but I dress from here below they give dizziness and a lot of fear.
I do not understand very well because the women are tortured to be “more attractive“ that is to say, to suffer pain in most cases to please the people that they do not even know, because, that you do it to please your couple it seems phenomenal to me although to be frank most of the times they do not even realize, but that is different to sing, however to do it so that they whistle you for the street and say flirtatious comments to you since I do not understand it, I can understand that a woman gets ready, atuse, monkey puts itself, looks after, anyway that is feminine and that one pleases that for that it is the one that revolutionizes the neurons of the men, even there I understand it but that even go so far as in some extreme cases to cut the finger pequeñín of the foot to be able to wear a few "manolos" it does not fit in my small and shaggy cabezuca perhaps be because I with my patucas regordetas go so unconcerned, warm in winter and fresh airs in summer, ah and without pain.
All the times you come to house and the first thing that you do is to take the shoes from you and to comment “uffffffffffff that I relieve for heaven's sake“ (sigg), that take the necklace of the fleas from me if I understand it, for not speaking about the announcements of the TV: “tired legs“, “varicose veins“, “bunions“, “burning sensation“? that are there no announcements for masochists?. ¿ eso no son anuncios para masoquistas?.
Then the baths exist for the feet in the beach in September, the feet to soaking in water with salt, the reflex therapy, the podiatrists and a length etc. that for what they serve is to mitigate the pains of the feet caused by the heels. Above the danger that supposes being raised in a few scaffolds of 10, 12 and up to 14 centimeters, the fall from there arrives only one can suppose for of months of fall and return to the planes, that is to say, manoletinas, canvas shoes, sabrinas and of course resign to that 10, 12 or even 14 centimeters of less that they come to more of one that not even painting.
An advice, the fashion as “CANMOPOLITAN“ (a fashionable very exclusive magazine inside the canine world) dictates that this year has to show heels, since to show them, of course, after working, in the intimacy of the hearth, and always accompanied by a few grill averages with a touch of chanell number 4 like the only accompanist, or in the patio of a snack bar with the same averages and with a skirt that allows to teach both these averages of grill and these heels of infarction that produce so much damage but that so much shine and that so much raise certain colors of the opposite sex, and to devastate that for that you are women and can do it.

GUAUUUUUU, GUAUUUUUUU

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