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It is true. Perhaps it must be proportional to my size, but it is not like that. It is not that he wishes an atrocity that causes astonishment, but at least anything that could show proudly. But it is like that, I have her very short, canijísima, almost invaluable. No es que desee una barbaridad que cause asombro, pero por lo menos algo que pueda mostrar con orgullo. Pero es así, la tengo muy corta, canijísima, casi inapreciable.

It is true that of child one does not give him importance, because the children at these ages we think more about the game than about the sizes of the things, and any more in that of this thing. When the calendar is alienating you years and the age of the turkey comes to you, the situation changes. What earlier was not worrying you now is overwhelmed by it and it frustrates. It is the moment in which the worry starts by the dimensions. Lo que antes no te preocupaba ahora agobia y frustra. Es el momento en que empieza la preocupación por las dimensiones.

Certainly I have never measured it to myself. Perhaps be because fortune teller that its canijez, is not such and if insignificance. Two Institute partners measured it in singular challenge, bet of for way. This day I was missing to class deliberately if it was touching in luck to be the meter. Ugh what disgust. In the end, the elected one was Purita. The election did not do his the hazard, but the mischievousness of the measuring one. If in all the voting ballot paper there is written the name of the same candidate. oh miracle, Purita was a proclamation. In all the courses there is always a Purita, although it is in masculine version. Her / it typical / or pain habitual ingredient of everything the sauces done by means of fly cojonera. It does not matter what you say to him, / she always interprets that everything what you say it is it who is a sample of your passion and rapture for/. Dos compañeros de Instituto se la midieron en singular reto, apuesta de por medio. Ese día falté a clase adrede por si me tocaba en suerte ser el medidor. Uf qué grima. Al final, la elegida fue Purita. La elección no la hizo el azar, sino la picardía de la medidora. Si en todas las papeletas de votación se escribe el nombre del mismo candidato…. oh milagro, Purita fue proclama. En todos los cursos siempre hay una Purita, aunque sea en versión masculina. La/lo típica/o coñazo ingrediente habitual de toda las salsas hechas a base de mosca cojonera. Da igual lo que le digas, el/ella siempre interpreta que todo lo que dices es muestra de tu pasión y arrobamiento por el/ella.

Of how did Purita conclude that Seraph had her major, it was never known. Some were speaking that the evaluation was in rest, others that he submitted them to a real examination because the thing is only a thing when it is contemplated in its sauce, others that there used a scientific criterion, those that the calculation was roughly and more that she was a metomentodo and was drinking the winds for Seraph.

When they said to me that the Seraph's thing was the triumphant one, I remained without words. Calling him a Seraph who is going to believe that it had her big. Seraph sounds to tiny thing, this way it was me who was thinking. On the contrary, of Dámaso it was presuming that it had to give and to take, and to distribute a little each one. The result, nevertheless, was the opposite. Since then, it never attributed to a two meters lazy one a thing as the Chinese wall, not to a chaparrin a Lilliputian cochair. Serafín suena a cosa chiquita, así pensaba yo. Por el contrario, de Dámaso presumía que tenía para dar y tomar, y repartir un poco a cada uno. El resultado, sin embargo, fue el contrario. Desde entonces, nunca atribuyó a un bigardo de dos metros una cosa como la muralla china, ni a un chaparrin una cosilla liliputiense.

Anyhow, the worst situation for the size arises the first time that you are with a girl. They say that the size is it of less. Rotten lie. The relations with the girls have been a problem for me, in consequence, perhaps to that I have always gone to schools where both sexes were separated. This way, the relations with the girls only had those that were playing with dolls and were thinner than the rest or more face you last, and the above mentioned were of the nearby Institute and it had already pelusilla in the mustache. Of that one experience, which heat still lasts in my heart, I remember that she noticed that I was becoming nervous and the thing I was accelerating and me aturullaba ….Mejor it did not continue, better let's spend word. Mentira podrida. Las relaciones con las muchachas han sido un problema para mí, debido, tal vez a que siempre he ido a colegios donde ambos sexos estaban separados. De esta manera, las relaciones con las chicas solo las tenían aquellos que jugaban con muñecas y eran más finos que el resto o los más cara duras, y estos últimos eran del Instituto vecino y ya tenía pelusilla en el bigote. De aquélla experiencia, cuyo calor aún perdura en mi corazón, recuerdo que ella notó que me ponía nervioso y la cosa se aceleraba y me aturullaba….Mejor no continuo, mejor pasemos palabra.

All the nobility and misery of the sizes where better it appears is in a bacchanal. I am not expert in bacchanals; since the organization for me is a virtue and with so many people I get lost. Certainly only I have assisted to the only one orgy, and do not repeat. Spectacle goes. When worse I spent it it was in the introductions, this is, strip and the first beating. All and all, eager they verify how you have it. I alone was concentrating on the nakedness of them because I already know my thing and that from the others brings it to the pairo. Since in the prelude they see that you have her short, you are given. In mine or they did not repair or they liked because I was requested. Since then I know that a bacchanal is that persons' meeting in suit of Adam and Eva, in whom for lack of organization, they give to many men for the sunrise and others limit themselves to looking with dickhead face. My sunrise remained safe, blessed walls to which I stuck ya que la organización para mi es una virtud y con tanta gente me pierdo. Ciertamente solo he asistido a una única bacanal, y no repito. Vaya espectáculo. Cuando peor lo pasé fue en los prolegómenos, esto es, despelote y primero ojeo. Todos y todas, ávidos comprueban como la tienes. Yo solo me fijaba en la desnudez de ellas porque ya conozco mi cosa y la de los demás me la trae al pairo. Como en el preludio vean que la tienes corta, vas dado. En la mía o no repararon o les gustó porque fui solicitado. Desde entonces sé que una orgía es aquella reunión de personas en traje de Adán y Eva, en la que por falta de organización, a muchos hombres les dan por el orto y otros se limitan a mirar con cara de gilipollas. Mi orto permaneció a salvo, benditas paredes a las que me pegué

Since you see I have her teeny-weeny. My intelligence, which is about what I speak, is to be throwing nothing more. I hope that you should not believe that he was speaking about my willy. If it is like that, I will say to you that I have her enormous … Or: With what do you believe that I mess now about these phrases while proud step the pages of the book that I read Espero que no creyerais que estaba hablando de mi pilila. Si es así, os diré que la tengo enorme…O ¿Con qué creéis que tecleo ahora estas frases mientras ufano paso las páginas del libro que leo

“Nobody is better for having her bigger”

(David the Gnome)

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